When I was in high school I only had one friend who was sexually active and honestly, I didn’t even comprehend that other highschoolers actually had sex IRL.
I mean when did you people find time for it, weren’t you all studying for the SATS, SAT IIs, ACT, APs, and writing your college essays? Not to mention the five hours a day I was playing The Sims.
Oh the joys of Stuyvesant High School.
But what Blowjob Taylor, and all those stories about people getting blowjobs in the Hudson staircase?
Man, I’d really love to be able to vote for the anti-capitalist war-hating marriage-destroying Muslim misandrist that the Republicans seem to think they’re running against.
The number of pregnancies that result from rape every year in the United States
Relevant to both Todd Akin and every pro-lifer who says pregnancies from rape “aren’t that common” or “don’t happen enough to matter.”
Hey, Tumblr, can we get this post liked and/or reblogged at least 32,101 times?
While cleaning my room, I came across some pickup lines that are inspired by NYC Shuttle Trains. These are hilariously terrible. I also have one about the LIRR.
- If you were the Rockaway Park Shuttle, would you let me transfer at your Broad Channel?
- I wish I were the Franklin Avenue Shuttle so that I could take you to the Botanical Gardens.
- I wish I were the 42nd Street Shuttle so that I could pull into your Grand Central.
- If I were the LIRR, I would let you take a ride on my Long Island any time.